25 Funny Yoga Quotes

Funny Yoga Quotes

These 25 funny yoga quotes will improve your practice before your next yoga class and help you relax. Read at your own risk 😀

25 Funny Yoga Quotes

“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.”

“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Yoga Mat”

“Yoga adds years to your life and life to your years.”

“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.”

“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.”

“Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life. You know, they call it divine.” – Sadhguru

“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” – Eric Paskel

“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.”

“I’m not napping. This is savasana!”

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“It’s funny when people think ‘yoga people’ are supposed to be calm. No. We’re all here because we’re nuts!”

“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown

“A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms.” -Zen Shin

“Most people have no idea how good their body is designed to feel.” – Kevin Trudeau

“That’s why it’s called a practice. We have to practice a practice if it is to be of value.” – Peace Pilgrim

“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through the class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets

“Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head.” – Swami Satchidananda

“Yoga is not about touching your toes. It is what you learn on the way down.” – Jigar Gor

“Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible.” – Bob Harper

“Yoga is the practice of tolerating the consequences of being yourself.” – Bhagavad Gita

“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” – Rory Freedman

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“Yoga enables you to look at yourself in ways you never imagined!”

“Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called the balance.”

You: wanna go to yoga? Me: I’m down, dog.”

“You are one yoga class away from a good mood”

“It is very rare to find a human being today. They are always going somewhere, hardly ever being here. That is why I call them ‘human goings’.” – Ajahn Brahm


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